Sh*t I Like
Haircare
Satin Pillowcase
These pillowcases are the sh*t! They will protect your hair from frizz, tangling and matting while you sleep as well as protect your skin from sleep lines and wrinkles!
Batiste Dry Shampoo
This sh*t is effective and cheap! Pro tip: spray in hair before a sweaty workout to absorb sweat and save your ‘do!
Batiste Divine Dark
Got dark hair - use this sh*t! Dry shampoo that will help cover roots and grays and won’t leave a white powder residue.
Batiste Beautiful Brunette
Got brown hair? Use this sh*t to cover roots and grays while cleaning your hair!
Batiste Brilliant Blonde
Got blonde hair? Use this sh*t to cover grays and roots and preserve your ‘do!
Triple Sec
This is great sh*t to freshen up, texturize and volumize a day (or 2 or 3 day) old blowout. Spray at the root and scrunch into hair with hands for a fresh ‘do!
Super Solano
Best hairdryer there is and worth every penny! This sh*t will beat any hair type into submission and do it faster than any other dryer with far infrared heat. These dryers last years.
Harry Josh Pro Dryer
This sh*t is light! It will smooth hair while drying it.
Tangle Teezer
Best sh*t for de-tangling wet or dry hair. Limits breakage.
Everpure Repair & Defend Lotion
Great leave in treatment to comb through wet hair before drying to protect against heat damage. Sulfate free too so this sh*t won’t strip hair of natural oils.
No-Slip Grip Jaw Clips
Perfect for securing buns and preserving your blowout. Flip your head, twist hair into a bun at the top and secure hair with this sh*t before bed or working out.
Shower Cap
Keep your ‘do looking fresh with this sh*t. Cute and will keep your hair dry and frizz free in the shower!
Hair Towel
Normal bath towels are not the sh*t. Dry your hair faster with a microfiber hair towel instead.
Daytime Skincare
Micellar Water
This sh*t is great for removing makeup before washing with cleanser for your double cleansing routine or refreshing your face in the AM before applying treatments and moisturizer!
Fruit Acid Toner
The AHAs and BHAs in this sh*t exfoliate dead skin cells and minimize pores while apple cider vinegar tones the skin and softens the look of lines for a brighter complexion. Caution: may be too much for sensitive skin.
Liftactiv Vitamin C Serum
VItamin C is great sh*t! It brightens your skin, fades dark spots and protects your skin. This serum includes vitamin E to protect as well as hyaluronic acid to hydrate your skin.
Vichy Peptide-C Ampoules
Vitamin C is some amazing sh*t and these ampoules are constructed to maintain efficacy of the 10% pure vitamin C and hyaluronic acid in this treatment. Expect to see a reduction in wrinkles and an increase in skin brightness!
SUnday Riley C.E.O. Glow
The vitamin C and Tumeric in this sh*t will give you a beautiful glow and increase evenness of skin tone. Get all of that in a moisturizing face oil!
Sunday Riley C.E.O
This is some highly potent sh*t! With 15% pure vitamin C this serum instantly brightens, fades dark spots and increases evenness of skin tone. Plus, did I mention Vitamin C stimulates collagen production which improves the look of fine lines and wrinkles?
Vichy Mineral 89
This is some powerful sh*t! Highly moisturizing and light gel formula contains hyaluronic acid and 15 minerals from Vichy mineralizing water. It will hydrate, plump and fortify your skin to protect it against environmental factors. Yasss!
Radiant Glow Face Oil
This non-greasy face oil will hydrate and renew skin tone and texture for a glowing and youthful appearance. It’s the sh*t!
Anthelios AOX
Excellent antioxidant serum that not only improves the look of fine lines, dark spots and skin texture, but also will protect your skin from free radicals and the sun. Great sh*t to use daily before your moisturizer.
Liftactiv Supreme
Use this sh*t to fight the signs of aging all day long.
Liftactiv Supreme Eye
Visibly lifts eyelid, reduces the appearance of wrinkles, depuffs and minimizes under eye circles. This sh*t is a lifesaver!
Mineral 89 Eyes
Your eyes need this sh*t! Mineral 89 eyes combines all of the ingredients of Mineral 89: hyaluronic acid and mineralizing water with caffeine to hydrate, smooth lines and brighten the under eye plus it will protect the delicate eye area from environmental aggressors!
Creamy Eye Treatment
Highly moisturizing under eye cream! Perfect under eye makeup to keep your skin hydrated and youthful as sh*t all day!
La Roche-Posay Redermic C Eye
Under eye bags are not the sh*t and can be caused by either thin skin or pigmentation. If you pinch your under eye skin and it looks like your normal skin tone, you have thin skin and the vitamin C in this cream will stimulate collagen production and thicken your skin.
Intensive Eye Repair
This sh*t has everything! Intensely hydrating to target lines plus phytonutrients to increase skin resilience and antioxidants to prevent further damage.
Setting Spray with SPF 50
Putting on SPF in the morning is not enough. You need to reapply throughout the day and this sh*t is perfect because it goes on over makeup to preserve your look and your skin.
Setting Spray with SPF 30
Hey, what’s the difference between this sh*t and the last sh*t? This has a slightly lower SPF of 30 and a less intense pump spray. Both are good sh*t! Pick your fave!
Nighttime Skincare
Pigmentclar
This sh*t will make your skin glow from LHA without drying it out. Great for Winter or all year round!
Anti-Wrinkle Cleanser
Vitamin A and glycolic acid in this sh*t exfoliate the skin to deep cleanse and brighten the skin while reducing the appearance of wrinkles. Can be a little drying in the Winter.
Idealia Peeling
This night peel is perfect for late nights. Put this sh*t on before bed and the glycolic acid will have you glowing by morning!
Sunday Riley Good Genes
The AHA treatment with purified lactic acid will exfoliate the top layers of your skin to reveal a fresher, clarified and more youthful complexion. This sh*t will smooth and plump the look of fine lines and wrinkles too!
Alpha Beta Peel
Alpha and beta hydroxy acids in this sh*t will brighten and smooth your skin to improve the look of fine lines and wrinkles, even skin tone, unclog pores and reduce acne.
Drunk Elephant Babyfacial
Natural ingredients and free of common skin allergens, this potent treatment will exfoliate your skin to reveal the baby skin lying beneath. This sh*t should only be used 1-2 times per week.
Vichy Retinol HA Concentrate
This sh*t fills and reduces wrinkles! Yasss! Retinol is a super ingredient and improves the appearance of wrinkles, skin texture and tone. Use at night.
La Roche-Posay Retinol B3
A retinol serum that combines vitamin B3 (niacinamide) to calm redness or any irritation. People with sensitive skin can try retinol without fear with this sh*t.
Dr Dennis Gross Ferulic Acid + Retinol
Combine retinol with ferulic acid and you get the brightening power of retinol plus the calming and protective power of an antioxidant. You can use this sh*t AM or PM!
Sunday Riley A+
Very powerful retinoid therapy serum that delivers the results of retinol without some of the drawbacks of retinol. Dullness, uneven skin tone, dark spots, fine lines and wrinkles…kiss that sh*t goodbye!
Sunday Riley Luna
Lightweight retinol oil that delivers all the benefits in a lower dosage that’s perfect for those trying retinol for the first time. This sh*t can also be layered over Sunday Riley A+ for a powerful combo!
Midnight Recovery Concentrate
This sh*t will replenish your skin while you sleep. Wake up with smoother more radiant skin in the AM!
Illumina Gua Sha
Why does Gua Sha matter? It helps relax your face muscles to smooth out fine lines and wrinkles without creating lines in other weird places like botox. Also improves circulations, aids detox ‘n sh*t.
Vitamin E Cream
The Vitamin E in this multipurpose face and body cream is highly moisturizing sh*t and will protect your skin while fighting free radical damage.
ROC Retinol Night Cream
The retinol in this sh*t will fight wrinkles all night long while you sleep. Wake up with smoother, younger looking skin.
Night Spa
This night mask will leave your skin feeling super soft and hydrated in the morning. Just put this sh*t on in place of moisturizer before bed and go to sleep!
La Roche-Posay Redermic R Eyes
Do you have pigmented under eye skin causing bags? Then use this sh*t at night not only to correct the pigmentation, but also to reduce the look of fine lines and wrinkles.
Advanced Night Repair Eye
Wonderful sh*t! Treats all the signs of lack of sleep and aging: fine lines, dark circles and puffiness. Gel formulation goes on easily and is great for layering or use alone.
Drying Lotion
Diminishes the appearance of pimples overnight when this sh*t is applied before bed.
Anti Wrinkle Chest Pads
Are you a side sleeper? These silicon pads will minimize existing chest wrinkles as well as prevent new ones from forming when worn while sleeping. That’s the sh*t!
Other Skincare
Aveeno Skin Relief Hand Cream
Very lightweight, soothing and moisturizing sh*t! Light enough to use after every hand wash.
Weleda Skin Food
Have super dry skin on your face or body? Use this ultra-rich sh*t to fix that problem in a hurry! This is very heavy cream, but does the trick!
Dr. Hauschka Hydrating Hand Cream
Wonderful hand cream if you want to invest and get yourself somethin’ special! This sh*t is delightful to put on and all natural!
Exfoliating Foot Mask
Excellent exfoliator for your feet! After applying this sh*t, dead and dry skin will fall away. Best to use in the Spring and Fall: pre and post sandal season. (Peeling/flaking of the skin will occur.)
Sally Hansen Strip Wax
Very easy to use pre-waxed strips that can be used on facial hair or the bikini like. Perfect sh*t to use for any beach party emergency!
RapidLash
This is the sh*t! Very effective at increasing lash length naturally.
RapidLash > Lash Extensions
Grapeseed Peel-off Masque
This mask purifies pores while evening and revitalizing skin tone. Cheap and effective sh*t!
Mint Julep Masque
This sh*t extracts impurities, absorbs excess oil and minimizes pores. Great for oily or acne prone skin.
African Water Mint Detox Soap
This sh*t is refreshing. Leaves skin feeling cool and smooth. Smells great!
African Water Mint Body Scrub
Water mint in this sh*t rejuvenates and refreshes, the antioxidants in ginger promote healthy skin while charcoal removes impurities. Wonderful exfoliant!
Dry Brush
Dry brushing before getting in the shower, removes dead skin, reduces inflammation, increases circulation, aids detox and improves the appearance of cellulite. Brush up and towards the hearth on arms, legs and rear and away from the heart on stomach and back. Brush each section 3 times and get ready for your skin to look firm as sh*t!
Wooden Lympathic Drainage Massager
Massaging your skin with a wooden plank after the shower also aids circulation and improves this look of cellulite. Do it on the same days you dry brush in the same motion and on the same body parts. You will look hot as sh*t!
In Shower Body Lotion
Great sh*t when you don’t have time to put on normal body lotion. Put on in the shower after washing and rinse off.
Anthelios Clear Skin Sunscreen
Best facial sunscreen you can buy! This sh*t provides excellent sun protection, is safe for sensitive skin, and absorbs oil for a matte finish!
Coola Spray Sunscreen
Goes on sheer with a slight sheen. Okay to use on face and body. Perfect sh*t to use when you don’t feel like rubbing lotion in!
Dr. Hauschka Lip Care Stick
All natural lip care with softening and nourishing ingredients that reduce the need for reapplication. This sh*t is worth the price!
Lanolips 101 Ointment
This sh*t is great in the Winter to keep lips silky smooth! Put a good coat on before bed and wake up with a super hydrated smile!
Emma Nail Polish
12+ free of harmful ingredients and lasts! Gel polish manicure stays on up to 3 weeks. Buy this sh*t or find a nail salon that carries this sh*t!
Revenge Bod
Bone Broth
Powdered bone broth that’s very cost effective vs. liquid versions. Great for connective tissues (hair, skin, nails and joints), the gut and balancing hormones. Plus this sh*t is a great source of calcium, collagen and protein!
MSM
Great for hair, skin, nails and joints! Dissolve 1 teaspoon in 2 oz of tap warm water and throw this sh*t back.
Raw Probiotics Women
85 billion CFUs plus digestive enzymes and vitamins to support digestive health, immunity and thyroid function. This sh*t is the most effective probiotic I’ve ever tried!
Raw Probiotics Men
Same sh*t as what they make for ladies except specially formulated to promote immunity, digestive function and gut health for the mens! Plus it helps promote prostate health!
O.N.E. Multivitamin
Comprehensive sh*t with vitamins A, B, C. D and E in highly bioavailable forms to increase absorption and have an active effect.
Ultimate Omega
This sh*t supports overall wellness including heart, brain, joint, eye and mood health. Also shown to support healthy glucose and lipid levels as well improving response to stress.
CoQ10
Helps energize and protect cells. CoQ10 is naturally occurring in our bodies, but the sh*t becomes depleted as we age. This bioavailable form will improve cardiovascular health and cellular energy!
Magnesium
This sh*t fights inflammation, anxiety, PMS symptoms, insulin resistance and improves calcium absorption. Wowowow.
Dandelion Tea
Great when you’ve had too many bubbles ‘n balls. Juice cleanses are total BS! Just drink a ton of water and a few glasses of this sh*t to support your liver and kidneys - your body’s natural detox function.
GG Crackers
These crackers pack a powerful fiber punch for not a lot of calories. Use them any way you’d use bread to pack a colon blow punch! Personal fave is GG cracker pizza with Rao’s marinara, fresh mozzarella, salt, pepper and parmesan - that’s good sh*t!
Banza Mac ‘n Cheese & Pasta
The mac ‘n cheese has everything! Protein, fiber and it’s gluten free! Very tasty sh*t served over steamed broccoli and peas with a little extra cheese on top.
The Dude Diet
Do you try to eat healthy when all you really want to eat is garbage? Me too! The recipes in this book with help you make healthy meals that taste like sh*t you really want to eat!
The Dude Diet Dinnertime
Healthy dinnertime options that taste like the most wonderful, unhealthy garbage. Serena Wolf is the sh*t!
Fashun
Kaftans
Kaftans are the best sh*t! Elegant, glamorous and voluminous so you can eat as much as you want while wearing them.
SPARKLING WINE, ETC
Champagne Flutes -Recyclable
These glasses are BPA free plastic and the best sh*t for your party! Use ‘em and lose ‘em! 100% recyclable. Bubbles ‘n Balls tested and approved.
Wine Glasses - Recyclable
These are the perfect sh*t for when your (regular) wine drinking friends are over! BPA free and recyclable!
Louis de Grenelle
A delightfully pink sparkling rosé from the Loire Valley. This sh*t is perfect to drink anytime and with anything!
Graham Beck Brut Rosé
This sh*t is a delicious 90 pointer for a great value! Perfect for any occasion!
Gerard Bertrand Thomas Jefferson Brut Rosé
A delightful blend of chardonnay, chenin blanc and pinot noir. This sh*t is delightfully dry and refreshing!
Atmosphères by Jo Landron
70% folle blanche and 30% pinot noir, this sh*t is zesty, refreshing and biodynamic!
Marsuret Extra Dry Prosecco
Delightfully dry prosecco! Perfect sh*t for those that prefer white bubbles to rosé.
Astrology & Tarot: Laura Campagna
Laura’s readings are the sh*t! She uses both astrology and tarot to help guide you through whatever is happening in your life in a comforting and non-judgmental way. You can do reading in person or remotely via Zoom. I recommend the Double Woo Reading which combines an astrological birth chart reading and tarot reading. If you haven’t done a birth chart reading, do one ASAP! It is incredible how revealing they are!
Electrolysis: Rosemary’s Electrolysis
Electrolysis is not fun sh*t, but it is effective at removing unwanted hair for good! Rosemary is one of the best in Boston so you will be in good hands with her. She’s conveniently located in Fenway on Commonwealth Avenue.
Facials: Brittany Ross, Skin Mastery
Trained by Brad Duncan, Brittany is an excellent aesthetician that specializes in corrective skincare and her facials are the best sh*t! Plus, she’s conveniently located in Back Bay and carries Environ skincare products. When you book, tell Brittany I sent you!
Facials: Dana Chasen, Beauty Muse
Also trained by Brad Duncan, Dana is an amazing aesthetician and former make up artist. Just like Brittany, her facials are the best sh*t. She also carries Environ skincare products. Based in Needham, she’s a great resource for those that live in the suburbs!
Hair: Mitchell John Salon
The owner is a co-founder of Living Proof and the rest of the staff is highly skilled and cool as sh*t! Eric is great at cuts, Leila specializes in color and Jahna is a good option for either a cut or color. Located in the Financial District.
Massage: Aiyara Thai Wellness
Massages are important sh*t! They relieve stress, muscle tension and soreness and aid lymphatic drainage. Jommie at Aiyara offers a wide range of massage styles to suit your needs at a very reasonable price! Aiyara is conveniently located in Back Bay.
Nails & Threading: Vibrant Beauty Salon
This sh*t is not conveniently located unless you live close to Mass Ave and Shawmut, but a gel manicure is $10 less here than at Miniluxe and the quality and service are top notch! Plus they offer threading and waxing services AND Emma nail polish which is really good sh*t! Booking is easy online - be sure to book with Kulwinder and tell her I sent you!
Waxing: Total Skincare
Waxing is the worst sh*t, but necessary sh*t all the same. The good news is that Barbara and Rita know how to do it right! They’ll get every last hair and tell you crazy gossip while they do! Conveniently located in Fenway on Commonwealth Avenue.